Post by bravonovember on Dec 21, 2013 6:37:51 GMT
I own Arma 2 Free, Arma 2 Operation Arrowhead free, Arma 2 and Arma 2 OA, so deciding what I wanted for Christmas was easy.
I really want to get laid.
How many people have had sex with my mum?
According to Arma2 demo, everyone.
My cock is like my sniping skills on Arma 2 A.C.E.
Shoots really fast but rarely penetrates any flesh.
My wife was complaining that I was spending too much time on Arma 2, and that I would be a better husband and father if I played more traditional games, with her and the kids.
"Ok" i said "Let's play hide and seek, you and the kids count to twenty, and I'll hide."
Five hours later, they found me at the front door, pissed out of my face.
I was playing Arma2 & I was thinking about joining the army..then I remembered how many times I died...yea fuck that.
I was playing Arma when my mum walked in.
"I'm sick of you staying indoors all the time." she moaned.
"I have a good excuse," I replied, "This particular building is a great vantage point to kill off unsuspecting noobs."
President Al-Assad has called the Houla Massacre a "nasty crime."
Which is odd, because I could've sworn he was killed by Captain Price in call of duty 4.
Arma2 PMC is so unrealistic, I mean, a care package in Takistan?
Was playing Arma last night when a massive spider crawled onto the screen.
Took a full magazine to kill him.
Why do they only release one call of duty every year?
It shouldn't take that long to copy/paste...
My mate is really into domination.
I keep telling him that there is a lot of other game types in Arma 2.
I met this girl in a bar, she told me she was amazing with her hands and would play with me all night.
Imagine my disappointment when I took her back to mine and she beat me on PvP.
Everyone I know says I waste my time playing video games like Arma 2,
Apparently I'm wasting my life because I'll "only live once".... Obviously they haven't heard of respawning.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein
i can't wait till the day i tell my grandchildren: " i can remember when Arma had guns."
I really want to get laid.
How many people have had sex with my mum?
According to Arma2 demo, everyone.
My cock is like my sniping skills on Arma 2 A.C.E.
Shoots really fast but rarely penetrates any flesh.
My wife was complaining that I was spending too much time on Arma 2, and that I would be a better husband and father if I played more traditional games, with her and the kids.
"Ok" i said "Let's play hide and seek, you and the kids count to twenty, and I'll hide."
Five hours later, they found me at the front door, pissed out of my face.
I was playing Arma2 & I was thinking about joining the army..then I remembered how many times I died...yea fuck that.
I was playing Arma when my mum walked in.
"I'm sick of you staying indoors all the time." she moaned.
"I have a good excuse," I replied, "This particular building is a great vantage point to kill off unsuspecting noobs."
President Al-Assad has called the Houla Massacre a "nasty crime."
Which is odd, because I could've sworn he was killed by Captain Price in call of duty 4.
Arma2 PMC is so unrealistic, I mean, a care package in Takistan?
Was playing Arma last night when a massive spider crawled onto the screen.
Took a full magazine to kill him.
Why do they only release one call of duty every year?
It shouldn't take that long to copy/paste...
My mate is really into domination.
I keep telling him that there is a lot of other game types in Arma 2.
I met this girl in a bar, she told me she was amazing with her hands and would play with me all night.
Imagine my disappointment when I took her back to mine and she beat me on PvP.
Everyone I know says I waste my time playing video games like Arma 2,
Apparently I'm wasting my life because I'll "only live once".... Obviously they haven't heard of respawning.
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein
i can't wait till the day i tell my grandchildren: " i can remember when Arma had guns."
